(Bumped for the Monday crowd. - promoted by Carnacki)
With apologies in advance to David Letterman,
From the home office in Paw Paw, West Virginia, here's the Top 10 reasons on why you should support Anne Barth.
No. 10 - Anne's been "Getting the Job Done" for West Virginia for the past 21 years working for Senator Byrd unlike Shelley Moore Capito, who after 8 years in Congress can't list a single accomplishment.
No. 9 - Nick Rahall and Alan Mollohan endorsed Anne because they want someone who is hard working and effective to serve with them because whenever they call Shelley she's busy serving as president of the George W. Bush Fan Club.
No. 8 - Anne is for "pay-as-you-go" balanced budgets while Shelley helped George W. Bush run up record federal deficits, blowing through money faster than Powerball winners on a road trip to casinos and strip clubs.
No. 7 - Anne wants our veterans to be able to go to high quality VA hospitals for their healthcare needs. Shelley wants them to go deploy on yet another tour of duty in Iraq.
No. 6 - Anne wants tax breaks for working families of West Virginia so they can take care of their children and send them to college. Shelley looks out for a special class of minorities, the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans who are millionaires. Hey, someone's got to look after their interests so they can buy all the caviar, yachts and multiple vacation homes they want.
No. 5 - Anne believes in improving West Virginia's highways and bridges so they don't fall down like in Minnesota. Shelley's for spending money for new roads and bridges too - in Iraq.
No. 4 - Anne graduated from West Virginia University and her daughters are now Mountaineers too. Shelley attended Duke University just like her daughter now. Duke, possibly the most evil school in the NCAA during basketball season, appropriately is represented by a Satanic symbol*.
No. 3 - West Virginia currently ranks 46** out of 50 in the Cutest Congressional Caucus Category. Anne's election would singlehandledly put West Virginia in 1st Place.
No. 2 - Anne is for healthcare access for all. Shelley's healthcare policy is healthcare for the rich, aspirins for everyone else.
No. 1 - Iraq. |
